It's That Bassguy

March 5, 2010

The Perfect Storm of Whiteness

I have been doing substantial genealogy work as of late, and I’ve found ancestors I was not aware of. I have now come to the conclusion that I am the perfect storm of whiteness. There isn’t anyone whiter than me.

My ancestors are from:

• Germany
• England
• Scotland
• Ireland
• The Netherlands
• Sweden
• Norway

I am so effing pale. Is it even possible to have a mix of whiter ancestors?