September 24th, 2007 at 4:16AM

SURPRISE!

Sitting in my inbox: “As a result of this incident the [College] will be taking some new increased security measures at the campus.”

Sur-fucking-prise. Checking IDs will sooth your fractured reality, but it won’t make us more secure. It is just a pain in my dick.

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