About Waitresses

Sometimes I really, really hate being with my family. Every single time an annoying waitress hangs around the table a little too much, the women start saying things like “I think she likes you, Grant.” Uggg.

1) That is not a topic I am comfortable talking about with my family.

2) No. I would never ever date an annoying waitress.

3) Even if I didn’t feel disgusted by it, who hits on waitresses? What bad form. 

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