June 22nd, 2007 at 9:02PM

Does your music autoplay? Get the fuck out.

I HATE ANY MEDIA THAT AUTOPLAYS! If I go to your product’s website, and music starts playing, I am going to close that tab. Fuck your product. I will not even consider buying it. I know that you think that it is “Super cool” and “Just like the tee vee,” but it isn’t. It is incredibly annoying, and it makes me hate you and your product. Don’t do it.

That goes double for you, Joe MySpace. Nobody wants to see your “Super-hilarious” twelve gigabyte animated GIF. Nobody wants to hear this “rad” song you heard on the MTV. You’re not cool, and everyone dislikes you. 

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