June 25th, 2007 at 8:08AM

It plumps when you cook it.

Ugg… I miss my computer. I need to get it back to normal pronto.

I have watched more TV in the last 48 hours than I have in this entire year. Did you know Nero Caesar was, we think, the basis of the bible’s anti-christ? Did you know that the Vancouver Island marmot has a population of only ~100? Did you know that sea urchins could theoretically live forever? I do now. Oh, Discovery channel, you sultry minx. Do you ever run out of interesting — yet useless — facts? I doubt we’ll ever know, considering that the world will end on December 21st 2012. The Mayans and countless other whack-jobs prophets have predicted it.

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