We all know from the movie Monkey Shines that your average capuchin is but a single super-brain injection away from turning into a razor-weilding killing machine. Just as we all know from The Birds, that the mere sight of Tippi Hendren in a boat, bringing all of her big city sexiness to Chase Bodega Bay, will drive all the birds in northern California what else, but ape-shit crazy.
— The Areas of my Expertise by John Hodgman
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