It's That Bassguy

Saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.

• House:
  You mix rocking, grunting, sweating, and dystonia with concerned parents, and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.

• Mom:
  She's what?

• House:
  Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.

• Mom:
  Are you saying she's masturbating?

• House:
  I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.

• Mom:
  Oh, this is horrifying.

• House:
  Epilepsy is horrifying. Teach your girl about privacy, and she'll be fine.