It's That Bassguy
August 12, 2007
Saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.
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House:You mix rocking, grunting, sweating, and dystonia with concerned parents, and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.
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Mom:She's what?
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House:Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
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Mom:Are you saying she's masturbating?
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House:I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.
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Mom:Oh, this is horrifying.
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House:Epilepsy is horrifying. Teach your girl about privacy, and she'll be fine.