Ubisoft’s server mishandling leaves single player games inaccessible

This is one of the reasons DRM is awful. Online authentication for single player games is offensive. Pirates get to keep playing their Ubisoft titles while paying customers take it in the shorts. That’ll learn ‘em real good, Ubisoft. Smooth.

From Joystiq

Avast!

Here is an email exchange between myself and Kristýna Mazánková, a PR rep from avast! antivirus. I’ve left the emails in tact, and that includes my embarrassing typos (“is is” and “an grammatical”). I don’t reference their product at all in my article, and I will not change it because some company doesn’t like the way I use my own language. 

Hello,

I read your atrical from yesterday http://www.macgasm.net/2012/01/04/apple-war-path-app-piracy/.

Apptracker is not a product of AVAST Software and we are not in a conflict with Apple company.

Therefore I would like to kindly ask you to remove the Avast! name from your article.

Thank you for your understanding.  

Kind regards,

__________________________

Kristýna Mazánková

PR administration executive

AVAST Software a.s.

Budějovická 1518/13a

Praha 4 - Michle

140 00

T: +420 274 005 664

M: +420 777 939 597

E: mazankova@avast.com

W: http://www.avast.com

 

Kristýna,

I’m sorry you misunderstand, but the word “Avast” is is a nautical command to stop.  It’s a play on words because we are talking about piracy. 

I don’t imply anywhere in the article that your company is involved with Apptrackr, and I will not be removing the word “Avast” from the article. 

Have a good day.

Sincerely,

Grant Brunner

Hi Grant,

 

Avast! is indeed a nautical term meaning stop, but as an imperative command it needs an intended recipient. The way the sentence is written currently makes Apptrackr appear to be an avast! product – removing the sub-clause “a repository for cracked iOS apps” might help you to understand this:

 

Avast! Apptrackr… is under attack from Apple’s legal team. 

 

If you are saying “Avast!” to Apptrackr, then the sentence would read:

 

Avast, Apptrackr! A repository for cracked iOS apps, called Apptrackr, is under attack from Apple’s legal team. 

 

Please clarify somehow that Apptrackr is not an avast! product.

 

Thank you,

 

Kristyna

Kristýna,

“Avast!” is an grammatical ejaculation here. It is being used as a hook.
I will not be changing the article at all. Please stop.
Thanks,
Grant Brünner