Writer, Talker, Lover
If you are already a liar, it doesn’t help if you ALSO look like an insufferable twat.
— Jerry Holkins
Rovio announced Angry Birds Space, which seems like a strange place to host their customary revels, because inertia.
— Jerry Holkins
Penny Arcade - Transposition
So sad. I liked the previous three Mass Effect Novels.
I grew up deeply religious, and so this kind of tribalism isn’t a new phenomenon to me - it’s a big part of why I couldn’t call myself a Christian anymore. Also, I thought some premarital sex would really hit the spot. I wasn’t wrong about that, either. Wow!
— Jerry Holkins
Penny Arcade: Thank You, Edgar
This comic is wonderful, and it makes me hate parents for not paying attention to their children.
I am sure that I was obnoxious (MUCH, MUCH less obnoxious than WeedGod420, here) as a teenager in the vidja games, but that prepares me for when I have kids some day. When they are playing games on their mindslates with their mega thought-controllers, I will be there with a big pile of punishment to lay down when they misbehave.
I’ve made it pretty clear that I tend to play women in Bioware games - Shepherd is not now, nor has ever been, a man. I don’t know who the dude traipsing around in the commercials is; a jerk, most likely.
— Jerry Holkins
I don’t believe this would ever happen, for no other reason than because it makes sense and is a great idea.
— Jerry Holkins
John Gabriel's "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"
Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad
I will have to open the sunroof, which I have never opened because it lets in the sun, in order to contain this weapon.
— Jerry Holkins
