If you are already a liar, it doesn’t help if you ALSO look like an insufferable twat. — Jerry Holkins
I grew up deeply religious, and so this kind of tribalism isn’t a new phenomenon to me - it’s a big part of why I couldn’t call myself a Christian anymore. Also, I thought some premarital sex would really hit the spot. I wasn’t wrong about that, either. Wow! Jerry Holkins
I catch a look, a thing that you say, out on the fire escape smoking all day. Missing someone, now who could it be? Nobody loves you like me. — Nobody Loves You Like Me, Jonathan Coulton
If you’re gonna leave, could you let me know? I won’t try to make you stay. I’m gonna throw a party on the day you go. I won’t come down today. — Down Today, Jonathan Coulton
It’s all nudity and popsicles from here on out… — Emily McCombs
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. — John Adams
I’ve made it pretty clear that I tend to play women in Bioware games - Shepherd is not now, nor has ever been, a man. I don’t know who the dude traipsing around in the commercials is; a jerk, most likely. — Jerry Holkins
So much to say, I forget to start. There goes a day, fading as it passes. Forget the grey, let it fall apart. It’s okay. I like you in glasses. Glasses, Jonathan Coulton