If you are already a liar, it doesn’t help if you ALSO look like an insufferable twat.
— Jerry Holkins
Impossibru on Know Your Meme
“The man shown in the original photograph is a Japanese comedian named Ayumu Kato, who became one of many celebrity victims in the popular hidden-camera prank show Panic Face King. In the episode, Kato is introduced to a group of businessmen (played by hired actors) under the premise of a business meeting. But as they begin their conversation, the three businessmen suddenly get shot down in front of him and a man wearing body armor enters the room to fire at the “snipers” outside. Kato falls to the floor in panic and moments later, another man enters the room with a gun, puts it to his head and informs him that he’d been punked by the TV show.”
Is that true? Jesus Christ, Japan. What the hell is wrong with you?
Backmasking on Wikipedia
“Backmasking has been a controversial topic in the United States since the 1980s, when allegations from Christian groups of its use for Satanic purposes were made against prominent rock musicians, leading to record-burning protests and proposed anti-backmasking legislation by state and federal governments.”
*Head shake*
I grew up deeply religious, and so this kind of tribalism isn’t a new phenomenon to me - it’s a big part of why I couldn’t call myself a Christian anymore. Also, I thought some premarital sex would really hit the spot. I wasn’t wrong about that, either. Wow!
— Jerry Holkins
I catch a look, a thing that you say, out on the fire escape smoking all day. Missing someone, now who could it be? Nobody loves you like me.
— Nobody Loves You Like Me, Jonathan Coulton
If you’re gonna leave, could you let me know? I won’t try to make you stay. I’m gonna throw a party on the day you go. I won’t come down today.
— Down Today, Jonathan Coulton
It’s all nudity and popsicles from here on out…
— Emily McCombs
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
— John Adams
I’ve made it pretty clear that I tend to play women in Bioware games - Shepherd is not now, nor has ever been, a man. I don’t know who the dude traipsing around in the commercials is; a jerk, most likely.
— Jerry Holkins
So much to say, I forget to start. There goes a day, fading as it passes. Forget the grey, let it fall apart. It’s okay. I like you in glasses.
— Glasses, Jonathan Coulton